“ Heeey, welcome.

I am paranoid right now and think I smell slightly rotten, but I probably just smell like deodorant, shampoo/conditioner and cheap dollar store body spray. „ --  another kzk welcome

“ ZzzZ, yes that's fine. It's the thought that counts, dear. (Translation: I'm an angry wife and I need chocolates, flowers, a ferret and some jewelry!) „ --  kzk, as ZzzZ's ex-non-wife